I was greeted with a note from my boss this morning:
"I'd like to start laying down the ground rules with an email to [department] managers/VPs:
Keith will now be:
      • Reviewing news releases, so make no changes other than factual corrections
      • Reviewing homepage headlines/teases
Anything else for now?"

I was promoted before Thanksgiving, you see. I'm going to have an employee to oversee, doing what I used to do. It's all very scary, honestly.